| CD-ROM: | Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months |
| PCMCIA: | People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms |
| ISDN: | It Still Does Nothing |
| SCSI: | System Can't See It |
| MIPS: | Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed |
| DOS: | Defunct Operating System |
| WINDOWS: | Will Install Needless Data On Whole System |
| OS/2: | Obsolete Soon, Too |
| APPLE: | Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity |
| IBM: | I Blame Microsoft |
| DEC: | Do Expect Cuts |
| MICROSOFT: | Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers |
| CA: | Constant Acquisitions |
| COBOL: | Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language |
| LISP: | Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses |
| MACINTOSH: | Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs |
| AAAAA: | American Association Against Acronym Abuse. |
