| Client: | Waiter! |
| Waiter: | Hi, my name is Bill and I am your support waiter. What seems to be the problem? |
| Client: | There's a fly in my soup! |
| Waiter: | Try again, maybe the fly will no longer be there this time. |
| Client: | Nope. Still there. |
| Waiter: | It could be because of the way you eat your soup... try eating it with a fork. |
| Client: | Even if I use a fork, the fly does not go away. |
| Waiter: | It could be that the soup is not compatible with the plate. What type of plate are you using? |
| Client: | A soup plate! |
| Waiter: | Hmmm... should work... maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the plate setup? |
| Client: | You brought it to me on a tray... what the hell has that to do with a fly in the soup? |
| Waiter: | Can you remember exactly everything you did before you noticed the fly in the soup? |
| Client: | I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day. |
| Waiter: | How about upgrading to the very latest Soup of the Day? |
| Client: | Do you have more than one Soup of the Day every day? |
| Waiter: | Of course, there is a new version of the Soup of the Day every hour. |
| Client: | Well, what's the current Soup of the Day? |
| Waiter: | The current Soup of the Day is tomato soup. |
| Client: | Fine. Please bring me the tomato Soup of the Day and the bill, I'm running late. |
| [the waiter returns with another plate of soup and the bill] |
| Waiter: | There you are sir, soup and bill. |
| Client: | This is leek and potato soup. |
| Waiter: | Yes, the tomato soup was not available yet. |
| Client: | Never mind, I'm so hungry I'd eat anything! |
| [the waiter goes away] |
| Client: | Waiter! Bill! There's a flying ant in my soup! |
